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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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Posted - 07/02/2006 : 2:25:04 PM
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The beautiful secretary of the president of a big bank goes on
sight-seeing trip with a very rich african king who is a very important
client.
During the trip, the king becomes besotted with her and asks her to
marry him. Naturally the secretary is quite taken aback.
However, she remembers what her boss told her that she was not to
reject the king outright should he happen to ask for something she
was unable to or did not want to give so she tries to think of a way
to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her without offending him.
after a few minutes, the secretary says : " I will marry you but only
under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75
carat diamond ring with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara." The
African king pauses for a while, then he nods his head and says " no
problem, I have, I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy
the woman says to the king, " Secondly, I want you to build me a 100
room mansion in New York, and as a vacation home, I want a chateau
built in the middle of the best wine province in France." The African
king pauses for a while, he whips out his cellular phone and calls
some brokers in New York and France. He looks at the girl, nod his
head and says, " okay, I build, I build." Realizing she only has one
last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make it a good
one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a
condition that'll be sure to work. She squints her eyes, looks at the
king and says, rather sheepishly, " Since I like sex so much, I want
my
husband to have a 14 inch penis." The king seems a bit disturbed at
this. He sinks into deep contemplation, all the while muttering in
some
African dialect. Finally, after what seems like forever, the king
shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the girl. " okay,
okay, I cut, I cut ! "
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ioj
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Posted - 07/02/2006 : 4:03:42 PM
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
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Posted - 09/02/2006 : 06:12:37 AM
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wahahahaha  |
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lukin4gf
Diamond Star
Philippines
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Posted - 09/02/2006 : 11:34:24 AM
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wihihihihi
Kumain ng madami para maging Bibo |
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
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Posted - 10/02/2006 : 11:52:31 AM
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sobrang katawa-tawa nga. hehe
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kRiSTiNnE
Superstar
Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
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ioj
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Posted - 18/02/2006 : 07:58:34 AM
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Woman - As Explained by Engineers
Here's finally an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man:
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
-Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
-Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
-Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
-Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
-Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
-The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USE
-Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
-Can greatly aid relaxation
-Can be very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
-turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
-Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact |
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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kRiSTiNnE
Superstar
Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
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Posted - 21/02/2006 : 04:59:19 AM
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| hahaha, ok yung last phrase ah. |
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ioj
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Posted - 21/02/2006 : 08:58:27 AM
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LOLA: make luv tayo!
LOLO: sandali lang, kukuha ako ng condom.
LOLA: gago, di na ako mabubuntis!
LOLO: alam ko! pero me rayuma ang BIRD ko, di pwedeng mabasa!! |
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ioj
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Posted - 21/02/2006 : 09:03:11 AM
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Teacher to students: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
One boy said: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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Joke Time!!!
