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bebe_gurl
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Christmas Island
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Posted - 14/01/2006 : 7:30:41 PM
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aba c tinne may alam na ata ngayon sa penis haha
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malaine
Global Moderator
Saint Barthelemy
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
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Posted - 16/01/2006 : 05:32:53 AM
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| nakasilip ata sa restricted section si tinne kya may alam na |
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ioj
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Posted - 16/01/2006 : 11:14:54 AM
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm
thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment prog ram. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best
course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
4520 Posts |
Posted - 16/01/2006 : 8:32:57 PM
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basahin yan ng lahat ng lalaki wahaha
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ioj
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Posted - 17/01/2006 : 3:59:53 PM
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if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogan ...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. (you won't get a pc user using these!!)
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(sorry!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) |
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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
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Posted - 17/01/2006 : 10:37:11 PM
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hahaha katawa naman ung sa polo
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
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Posted - 18/01/2006 : 05:10:33 AM
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hahaha, ok yung sa wife 1.0 ah.
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malaine
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Saint Barthelemy
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Posted - 24/01/2006 : 4:35:03 PM
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'Wisdom Enters Not A Malicious Mind as well as Love Enters Not A Selfish Heart'
  
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malaine
Global Moderator
Saint Barthelemy
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Posted - 25/01/2006 : 08:06:00 AM
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An older father noticed his son's Viagra tablets in the medicine cabinet. "Could I try one?" he asked.
"Sure," his son replied, "but make the most of it. Each of those pills costs ten bucks."
His dad was shocked by the price. "Don't worry," he promised. "I'll pay you back."
The next morning the son found an envelope under his breakfast plate. Inside was $110.
"Dad," he said, "that pill only cost $10."
"I know," his father said, smiling. "The ten is from me. The hundred is from your mother."
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ioj
Global Moderator
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697 Posts |
Posted - 30/01/2006 : 08:08:14 AM
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Question : What is the true definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Indian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
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GeRbEr4aDuLtS
Superstar
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Posted - 30/01/2006 : 09:48:55 AM
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wla bang contribution ang pinoy jan kuya Ioj, kundi tga-read lang? 
quote:
'Wisdom Enters Not A Malicious Mind as well as Love Enters Not A Selfish Heart'
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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
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Posted - 30/01/2006 : 7:18:20 PM
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hahah ung mga chismoso ang mga pinoy
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Joke Time!!!
