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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
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Posted - 28/12/2005 : 9:18:34 PM
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pti babae gnyan dn hehe..
kng dko pa pinilit sarile ko ihulog ung mga card bka gang ngyn and2 p un hehe
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
447 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2005 : 04:58:56 AM
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ay buti napilit mo sarili mo. hehe.
'CLEVER' ANSWERS IN BEAUTY PAGEANTS
Host (of a gay beauty contest): Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host (of Little Miss Philippines contest): Anong gusto mo paglaki mo?
Contestant: Maging lalaki po!
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Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: Bra!
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Host: So you're vegetarian. What is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant: I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and...what's that? Kalabash?
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl: My edge...23 years old.
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Host (of a gay beauty contest): What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Contestant (Hesitating, thinking and then smiling): Eggplant po!
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal, eh!
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kRiSTiNnE
Superstar
Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
1064 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2005 : 10:54:34 AM
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hahaha d0n sa edge!!
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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
447 Posts |
 Posted - 03/01/2006 : 1:17:48 PM
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MODERN LOVE LETTER
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Dearest Julia,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Saturday, the 17th of December 2005.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of December 2005 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Hugh
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
447 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 1:19:50 PM
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REPLY TO THE ABOVE MODERN LOVE LETTER
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Dear Hugh,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits.
Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regard to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the VIP I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent letters of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
Julia
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malaine
Global Moderator
Saint Barthelemy
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GeRbEr4aDuLtS
Superstar
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Posted - 03/01/2006 : 4:08:31 PM
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adik sa telephone:
"A reasonable man adjusts himself on the environment and NOT the environment adjust to himself... but the question is, are you man enough?!"
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ioj
Global Moderator
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697 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 4:22:16 PM
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| LOL @ the modern letters... |
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
447 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2006 : 04:54:54 AM
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6 MOST IMPORTANT MEN:
The DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."
The DENTIST because he says "Open wide."
The HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"
The MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"
The INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says "Once it's in, you'll love it."
The BANKER because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
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bebe_gurl
Global Moderator
Christmas Island
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kRiSTiNnE
Superstar
Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
1064 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 08:55:51 AM
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++THE PENIS REQUEST++
To whom it may concern:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the
administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work
periods.
You do not follow the orders of the management
team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take the initiative -- you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift.
You don't always observe
necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65. You are
unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before
you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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ioj
Global Moderator
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697 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 09:38:44 AM
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| bwahahaha... |
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see-j
Diamond Star
China
447 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2006 : 04:55:16 AM
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| hahahaha |
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malaine
Global Moderator
Saint Barthelemy
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Joke Time!!!
